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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Moderndiplomacy.eu has just published the following article. Feel free and read some of the funniest ways to make a girl (Please do not get offended, deplomacy works for girls and boys without exception) happy online. https:\/\/moderndiplomacy.eu\/2020\/11\/13\/funniest-pickup-lines-that-actually-work-online\/<\/p>\n

There is a secret most men don\u2019t know. The conversation is everything in the seduction game. To make jokes you have to be intelligent, so by being funny you\u2019re showing everybody that you\u2019re a great choice for a date. Funny pick up lines are like gems of wisdom, gems of hottnes. Use them wisely. You don\u2019t know any funny pick up lines? The solution is obvious.<\/p>\n

You have to learn some\u00a0funny pick up lines, lines so good they\u2019ll work even if the target (a hot girl or guy) has 0 sense of humor. You don\u2019t want to date those people, but it\u2019s still good to know you have such a powerful weapon. So\u2026 get ready. We\u2019re going to make a knight out of you. A funny knight who saves beauties from the claws of boredom and fires of loneliness.<\/p>\n

Top 5 funniest pickup lines that work even on married girls<\/h4>\n

Sometimes you have to be direct. Sometimes you want to go slowly. Some of the following 5 pick up lines are for the first scenario, some are for the second. It\u2019s up to you to decide what to use when.<\/p>\n

Top 5 funniest pickup lines that work even on married girls<\/h3>\n
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  1. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on .<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a \u2018cute-cumber.\u2019<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Sometimes you have to be direct. Sometimes you want to go slowly. Some of the following 5 pick up lines are for the first scenario, some are for the second. It\u2019s up to you to decide what to use when.<\/p>\n

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    1. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      This one is great. It\u2019s not so cheesy, but it still shows you can play with words. After this icebreaker, it\u2019s up to you to show you can play with more than words.<\/p>\n

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      1. If I was the judge, I\u2019d sentence you to my bed.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Hopefully being in bed with you isn\u2019t a sentence. Even if it is, use this freakishly good and direct pickup line to gain experience. One more thing, this actually works (online and in-person), but it works even better if you\u2019re a judge for real.<\/p>\n

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        1. If you were a vegetable, you\u2019d be a \u2018cute-cumber.\u2019<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          Try this online, it works every time. Girls love to be called cute, hot, sexy, and so on. Not every word is for every occasion, but showing how creative you are with a line like this will open a lot of doors for you (and drop a lot of pants).<\/p>\n

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          1. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            This line would have 0 sense 15 years ago. Today, it works like a charm. Go on, use it, follow your dreams.<\/p>\n

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            1. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              This pickup line works great online for two reasons. If you\u2019re texting 1on1 with a girl who\u2019s home \u2013 she\u2019s probably the only girl in the room. That makes it funny. It one of the \u201cso stupid it\u2019s funny\u201d lines. If you\u2019re in a chat room with a bunch of people then it works because it\u2019s a nice compliment.<\/p>\n

              Love starts from a conversation<\/h4>\n

              Funniest pick up lines open the door to a first date that could be funny too. Imagine going to the movies with somebody who likes to mock every character in the movie as much as you do. Prepared funny pick-up lines help to invite for a date even married girls that look for adventures.\u00a0This site\u00a0collected the funny pick-up lines and first date stories from not only their users.\u00a0When you finish reading it check out the tips you can use to make yourself more interesting. These small tricks are crucial for success in the dating game.<\/p>\n

              Tips to impress your conversationalist<\/h4>\n

              You have to show you\u2019re worth the attention. You want a girl you\u2019re talking to carving for you. To make that happen speak about yourself, but just enough to keep her wondering. Then when she expects you to go on with a full bragging story, you make a shift and make her talk about herself. While she does that look interested (or better yet \u2013 be interested). Wake up her imagination. Let her wonder who you are, how can you know so much about something she\u2019s talking about, how can you make her feel.<\/p>\n

              Curiosity and imagination. Spark that in your conversation with potential dates and you\u2019ll have so many dates you\u2019ll become a dating guru.<\/p>\n

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